Take This!

It's the night Robbie arrives in Glasgow to witness what Hampden looks like when its full of drunken women but more importantly its the night when our website goes live to the world.  Today, I met up with top business guru Suzi McCafferty of business consultancy Platinum Wave - and lo and behold she's off to Hampden but of course she'll be one of the sober ones.  On that point I met another female friend in Glasgow whom I shall call Beryl, to protect her identity, who was off to buy a whole stack of miniatures to place discreetly around her body - I assume she was off to Take That and I assume miniatures referred to bottles not people.  However, as Eric Morecambe once said, 'I digress, and I digress without laughs which is worse'.  I also got a call from BBC 3Counties to appear on their afternoon show again.  I'm not entirely sure where 3Counties is based but it went well and now I can finally get round to launching the website.  I've got a huge 80ft figure built who's going to press a big red button and turn the site on. There's journalists and drunk women everywhere, and here's Howard coming onstage to obviously wish me well!  Can't believe all these people are here to celebrate Scatter The Patter, well my fire is well and truly relit!

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